Urban Outfitters turned me down. LAME. So the job search continues... I'm looking to work in retail. Too bad I can't go back to Forever 21--I ditched my last day of work.

Is a hamster not entitled to the corms of his cheek?
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ruffeoheartslilsnoty on Etsy

Ruffeoheartslilsnoty is a random seller I stumbled across on Etsy.  It's like stuff I would wear in my "nu-rave" phase.  Or like what MIA might wear to the grocery store.  Bright, comfy, sexy, cute.  Awesome.

Here's some of my faves:

It's pure amazingness!  Sharp construction, clashing colors, beautiful models...even the descriptions are entertaining.  They need to be famous and sell their shit on like Karmaloop or something.

Help Me!

I still don't have a f@#$%^&* job so ask me to make you something so I can sell it to you! [And I'm not Alexander McQueen, k? I didn't learn construction on Savile Row, you know.]